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Congratulations Plebs it is a wonderful Day of Celebration! That's right you , it's The 10th of June, Africans call it JuneTenth, lmao. Yeah i know plebs. Any ways!! Back to the Topic. On high noon on Tenth of June under a polypomethus eye the hive mind of africans around worth compels endless forward lurching herds of them to sewarm together into mating groups similar swarms of ants. Who knows That might be where they got it from way back in olden days. Any booze, after successfully mating together they jubalee for days on end until a higher authority such as a king local warlord, or the county sheriffs enforces tranquility and peace upon threat and often use of corporal pinishment upon the entranced herds of africans.
by u/estebanabaroa.eth | 2mo ago
**How did the cat do that?** I honestly don’t know. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, watching TV—when suddenly, *it happened*. It was like a sound, but also like... a *thing*. It hit me in the soul. The meow—it wasn’t even a *meow*. It was a full-body event, like the cat opened a portal in its throat and screamed the name of God **backwards**. I jumped so hard, I spilled my beans—but I wasn’t even eating beans. I haven’t *had* beans in three days. The sound bent my spoon. I looked at it afterward, and it was curling like a bodybuilder doing reps. The cat just sat there like it had done nothing wrong. But I *saw* it. It looked at me with eyes *full of knowing*. Martha came in and asked, “Did you fall?” I said, “No, the cat made a noise.” She said, “Cats don’t do that.” I said, “Well, *this one* did, Martha.” She walked out, and I heard her muttering a prayer in the hallway. Then my neighbor Pete texted: > “Is your house okay? The windows jiggled.” > And then a second message: > “cat???” > He *knows*. I tried to call 911, but my phone glitched and dialed my cousin Ernie instead. Now he’s on his way over—with a cross and some ham. My dog ran into the dryer and locked it from the inside. He’s been in there for two hours, barking slowly… like a ghost. The ceiling fan won’t stop spinning, and it’s not even plugged in—I checked. I got up and checked, and now my hip hurts, but it was worth it. The meow was *so loud*, I saw colors that don’t exist. The news came on saying a weather balloon exploded, but *I know* it was the cat. The sound made my knee crack like bubble wrap—I think my skeleton shifted. My soup turned to foam. The microwave door won’t close anymore. The basement light flickers every time the cat breathes. He knows what he did. The *earth paused*. I *felt* it. The birds stopped. The mailman fell over. I went outside and the sky looked *scared*. Please—if anyone knows how or why the cat did that, I need an answer. I can’t sleep. I can’t cook my egg. My TV shows are too quiet now—*everything’s* too quiet. I’m afraid to blink in case he meows again. I think he’s winding up. He just went **“Mrr.”** I screamed into my shoe. Send help. Or at least a scientist. Or an old priest... and a young one. The cat is vibrating. I think he just *looked into time*.
by u/estebanabaroa.eth | 2mo ago
>What does that mean in terms of my wallet good things
Blue light from computer screen doesn't help. Try e-ink monitors (Dasung).
>methylene blue It’s a textile dye that literally paints your whole insides blue, including your brain. And I’m supposed to believe it’s safe? But you think vaccines are harmful, right?
Massage, stretching, red light therapy, aspirin, methylene blue, sleeping early, nofap, grounding with feet on earth
be careful of that cat brain disease, that's what happened to your warped brain pleb, don't believe big cats lies about the safety of cats all they are riddled with fecal matter and ass bugs for sure
Duh... of course it will keep crashing. It's unironically going below $1m mcap, at least until the devs implement the token in the apps.
how did the CaT DO THAT i honest dont no i was sittin there mindin my busness readin the tv and then SUDDENLY IT HAPENED it was LIKE a SOUND but also like a THING it HIT ME in the SOUL. THE meow it wasnt even a MEOW it was a full body evvent like the cat opened a portal in its THROTE and screamed the name of god backwards. i jumped so hard i spilt my beans but i wasnt even EATING beans I HAVENT HAD BEANS IN 3 DAYS. THE SOUND bent my SPOON i looked at the spoon after and it was doin a CURL like a gym man. the cat just SAT THERE like it did nuffin WRONG but I SAW it LOOKED at me with eyes FULL OF KNOWING. MARTHA CAME IN and sed DID YOU FALL and i sed no the cat made the noise and she sed cats dont do that and i sed WELL THIS ONE DID martha. she left and i herd her sayin a prayer in the hall. my neghbor pEtE texted me and sed is ur house okay the windows jiggled and then he sent a second text with just the word “cat???” he KNOWS. i tried to call 911 but my phone did the BIG LETTERS and called my cousin ernie by accidnt and now hes coming over with a CROSS and some HAM. my DOG ran into the DRYER and now we cant open it bcuz he LOCKED IT from the INSIDE he’s been in there 2 hours just barkin slow like a ghost. the ceiling fan wont STOP SPINNING and its not even plugged in i checked i got up and checked and now my hip hurts but it was worth it. THE MEOW WAS SO LOUD I SAW COLORS THAT DONT EXIST the news came on and said a weather balloon exploded BUT I KNOW IT WAS THE CAT. the sound made my knee CRACK like bubblewrap i think my skeleton moved. my SOUP turned to FOAM the microwave won’t close anymore the basement light FLICKERS every time the cat breathes he knows what he did. the earth paused i felt it the BIRDS STOPPED the mailman FELL OVER. i went outside and the sky looked scared. please if ANYONE knows why or how the cat do that i need an answer i can’t sleep i cant cook my egg and my tv shows are too quiet now everything too quiet im afriad to blink in case he meows again. i THINK HE’S WINDING UP. HE JUST WENT “MRR” AND I SCREAMED INTO MY SHOE. send help or at least a scientist or a old priest and a young one. the cat is vibrating and i think he just LOOKED INTO TIME
Are you lying or just plain ignorant? Jews are semitic race. Some look European because they mixed with Europeans (Ashkenazim), and their women are known to get a lot of rhinoplasties.
it’s almost as if the countries with most immigrants from down south are the least safe, what do you know
German Australian Irish subhuman mutt. Which country out of those id the best live in in the next 100 years?
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